~JenKristo

you give me five dollar.
i give you two hour of picture.


i draw anything:
OC's
fanart
XXX Material
fanfiction oneshot
candycorn with woman breasts
anything.


I'm doing a bet-thing with my mom to see if I can sell something. That's why the price is good and I'm acting like a cheap art whore. I want to win.

Details:
A two hour pic is a pencil drawing colored in photoshop. Ex: [link]
I post it on Deviantart for you to have. Printing and shipping is too costly.
After a month I have the right to scrap the picture or remove it from my gallery (in case you make me draw something like candycorn with woman breasts).
Payment: Paypal, or snail mail check or cash. You pay first and I draw second. I'm reliable. I promise.

This is an excerpt from my story. These are my characters, Danielle the human and Ulrich the immortal. Ulrich has spent centuries killing people, and even more time in seclusion, obsessing over his sins…

“How did you live with so much pain?” I asked him.
“I couldn’t, really. I just… existed. I was numb.” He looked up at me with his glassy blue eyes. “But when you showed up, it was like I was re-hydrated. I felt a pulse in my veins, and the pain in me ignited. You make all these memories vivid again.” He watched my eyes, squeezing my hands tighter in his. “But that’s what I need, Danielle. I need to face this; I need to conquer my demons before I move on. Please, stay with me and I’ll grow old with you. There’s nothing I’d like more.”
“So if I love you, you’ll die.”
My words didn’t faze him. If anything, he looked more relieved.
“ Pardon my cliché, but I’ve never felt so alive. Everything dies eventually. I want my end to be with you.”
I wanted to tell him I couldn’t let him die, but somehow leaving him alone seemed more selfish. Besides, there was nothing I wanted more than him.
“I’ll stay with you as long as you want me.”
“Forever, then.” He said, wrapping his arms around my waist.

not really.

I heard this song on the radio by Katy Perry called 'i kissed a girl' and it made me so happy. It's a homosexually accepting song, and it made me glad that a song like that could be played on the radio. I think it's a tiny step for man kind. Or woman kind in this case... *snickers*

ANYWAY. this leads to something else.

i looked for the song on youtube and found this AMV girl/girl video, and i'm not gonna lie... it was hawt. [link]

I'm straight, but I'm incredibly homo-positive. Sensical?

I’ve demoted myself to a self-evaluation of sorts. I’m going to be very bloody honest here….

1. Do you like animals?
I like them, especially as pets or to eat. I will hurt a mouse in order to feed my snake. I just love the snake more, that’s all.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
I’ve seen people I watch on DA at conventions.

3. Are you athletic?
Hahahahaha1!!!!! I am almost always ‘relaxed’ if you get my drift.

4. Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:
The doctor says I’m 35 lbs overweight.

5. How much do you weigh?
One hundred and SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS. Holy delirious lyrics, Batman! It never bothers me to tell people this.

6. What's your height?
5 feet, 5.5 inches. I feel like everyone is shorter than me. Is that strange? I’d probably ask a grizzly bear if he was shorter than me.

7. Shoe size?
The shoe store says I’m an eight, but I like nines.

8. Are you emo, chav or what?
As a kid I didn’t care what I wore so I was either naked or my mom dressed me, therefore I looked like a doll. In 8th grade I was a goth and in high school I wore a uniform and I lived in pajamas at home. Now I usually wear jeans and shirts that show off my bodacious tatas. I try to wear what I won’t see other people wear. I love thrift store clothes. Like old houses, they have a mystery about them.

10. How old are you?
Eighteen.

11. When is your birthday?
July. Fireworks and watermelon.

12. Do you like to receive giftart?
Sure, but I prefer art trades. They’re more fun.

13. Are you sociable?
I’m social at college, but I like to be alone too. During the summer I hardly see anyone. I hang out with my family a lot and I love it. I’m rarely ever bored by myself.

14. Do you have many friends?
I have many friends, but I only get intimate with a few.

15. What's your race?
25% Irish and other stuff. I’m pale.

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
No.

17. Are you single or taken?
I don’t know.

18. Do you eat meat?
Did a vegetarian make this quiz or what? Oh yes, I eat meat. I especially love seafood.

19. Are you paranoid?
I believe I have social anxiety. Even after a great night with friends, I’ll go home and feel like an idiot.

20. Do you read a lot?
I feel like I don’t read much, but that’s because I don’t read many books. I read an enormous amount of fan fiction.

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
I like techno, DJ remixes, foreign (Swedish, Japanese), rock, pop, some rap, and reggae. I like music with more than one genre. An example is “Same old Song” [Monk Remix] by Sev, which is monk-rock. Another is "Libera me" Song of Garhalla, which is opera-rap. A third is KWAN “adam” which is rap-classical.

22. Do you play any instruments?
My instrument is my pen.

23. How long have you been drawing?
Forever.

24. What's the meaning of life?
It depends on who you are.

25. Now tag five of your friends! They MUST take this quiz and post it in their journal.
I tag Eattoast, Zhon, Ranaelasdfgkjedfn (Virginia)… And you.

If you do this, post a link here to your journal reply! I want to read them. ^_^

Baltimore anime convention. Otakon. August 8th-10th. Be there.

Anyone going? Kelsey... you're going with me, RIGHT?

I'm attempting to make a Kyle costume from South Park. It's not anime but there's anime-style fanart and that's good enough for me. ^_^